Velocijakked: Episode 7

Vince McMahon and Paul Heyman on commentary.

Segment 1: CM Punk promo in-ring. He talks about how by the time the Royal Rumble comes around, he will have been WWE Champion for over 400 days. He says how he doesn't know who his challenger is going to be at the Rumble but he's sure he'll take care of them easily. Zack Ryder interrupts. Ryder says that Punk's not going to be WWE Champion at the Rumble - he is. Punk and Paul Heyman look at each other and laugh, Heyman even falling to the mat laughing, clutching his stomach. Ryder says "I'm serious, bro!" but Punk just dismisses him, saying how he just won a battle royal to get his one shot - the one chance he'll ever get. Ryder reminds Punk that he beat him and Regal last week to make their match TLC. Punk says that he bets Ryder couldn't do it again, and Ryder says he'll take on anyone Punk chooses tonight. Punk says if you'll take anyone, you won't mind taking on not one, not two, but three people tonight in a Gauntlet Match.

Segment 2: Heath Slater and Drew McIntyre vs Ted DiBiase and Tyson Hart, with Jinder Mahal and Joe Hennig at ringside for their respective groups. The commentators remind us that these six face each other at TLC. The finish comes when Hennig tries to pass a chair through to DiBiase but Jinder stops him, causing a distraction, Slateraroo 123 3MB over. AND THEY HAVE THE MOMENTUM HEADING INTO THE PAY PER VIEW

Segment 3: Ace reporter Camacho in the ring for America's favourite talk show, Camacho Comes Alive! He welcomes his guests, Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara. They come out seperately and Sin Cara is limping after his past few weeks which included a beatdown before the #1 Contender's Battle Royal, from the Usos in the ring, and from the Usos in the trainer's room last week. Camacho asks Rey if he can let bygones be bygones with the Usos and Rey says no holmes, they took out my best bud, dawg, Sin Cara. Dawg. Camacho says well you'll have to for his other guests, the Usos! The two teams who'll face each other at TLC stand face to face and Rey asks why he'd bring both sides out when they clearly hate each other. Camacho says it's for his Most Interesting People episode. Rey is very confused and pulls at Camacho's face, which comes off revealing that he is actually Barbara Walters. Camacho then ascends into the rafters as a title card comes up that reveals that Camacho died on the way back to his home planet. Rey attacks the Usos first so Jey attacks him while Sin Cara, who'd been sitting in the corner, is attacked by Jimmy, and they brawl.

Segment 4: The JTG and Zeke are backstage talking to CM Punk. We don't hear the conversation but we see Punk and JTG shaking hands. WHAT COULD IT MEAN

Segment 5: Rey and Sin Cara in the back when the Usos walk in again. Trainers who are working on Sin Cara try to seperate the four but the Usos back off and say they don't want to beat up Rey and Sin Cara AGAIN, they want to beat them in the ring, tonight. Rey says he'll take on either one of them one on one tonight and Jimmy accepts.

Segment 6: John Cena arrives at the arena. Ace reporter Camacho asks why he showed up late and Cena says that he was off granting his millionth Make a Wish Wish. Camacho says that he also has a wish - he wishes he had a brain. Cena waves his magic wand and Camacho skips off screen. Zack Ryder walks by and Cena wishes Zack luck tonight in his Gauntlet Match, saying that he's had some luck with multi-man matches so he wants to give Zack some tips. Zack says he's alright, he just needs to concentrate, but Cena insists and they walk off talking about strategy.

Segment 7: Jimmy Uso vs Rey Mysterio, Jey and Sin Cara at ringside for their teammates. The experienced Rey goes over but as he gets the win Jey takes out Sin Cara at the sore knee on the outside and he and Jimmy are able to double team Rey and beat him down post-match.

Segment 8: And then it's your main event! Zack Ryder in a Gauntlet Match. CM Punk is on commentary and announces the first participant - Big Zeke! OH MAN WE THOUGHT HE WAS JUST TALKING TO JTG BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY ZEKE WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING. Zeke's strength proves initially problematic for Ryder but he eventually uses his quickness to overcome it, Rough Ryder, 123 Zack goes over. Punk quickly gets up and says fine, your next opponent is William Regal! Regal is clearly looking for revenge from last week. Hard-fought brawl and this time Ryder has to use his wits to stay ahead of the intelligent Brit. Regal goes for the brass knuckles but the ref stops him, and as the ref is giving the knuckles to the timekeeper Regal hits a low blow, 12no. Regal and Punk are both astonished. Regal goes for the Regal Stretch but Zack gets out of it, Rough Ryder, 123 Zack wins again! Punk on the mic clearly angry for a second but then evilly happy as he announces Zack's final opponent for the Gauntlet... John Cena. Cena takes a while coming out as he clearly wasn't ready to wrestle, but I guess the rules of gauntlet matches are inescapable. Ryder is tired but he and Cena shake hands and begin their match. Tough contest between the two with both men gaining the upper hand at times during the match. Your finish comes when Cena has Zack on the top rope nearest to the announce table about to go for a Super AA. Zack starts to fight out of it but William Regal runs out to try and distract Ryder. Cena sees him first and runs over to hit Regal. As he does this Punk runs out from behind the announce table and knees Zack in the face, leaving him loopy on the top rope and Cena comes back none the wiser to this. Super AA, 123, Cena goes over. He celebrates but checks on his buddy as Punk points and laughs while walking up the ramp. The titantron shows the replay and Cena realises what happened and tries to apologise to Zack explaining he didn't know what happened. Fade to black.