SWF Survivor Series 2012

Pre-show: US Title, Cesaro vs Khali. this time cesaro didn’t even need to cheat, chop no, uppercut, neutralizer, 123 cesaro retains, khali is junk

1) Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara vs The Usos. Sin Cara is the face in peril for most of the contest as the Usos continually tag in and out and use their five seconds to hit devastating double team moves. Cara eventually gets the tag to Rey who cleans house. He hits the 619 on Jey and heads to the top rope but Jimmy goes and pushes him to the outside. Jimmy throws Rey back in the ring and Cara takes out Jimmy with a flip to the outside - but in doing so has left a hurt Rey in peril in the ring! Whatever Jey's finisher is, 123, Usos over due to miscommunication from the faces.

2) IC Title, Kofi Kingston vs Mason Ryan.

mason wants to start with a handshake
kofi shakes his hand
sos 12no
ryan goes into his tights for some sort of foreign object behind the ref’s back
it’s the brass knuckles again
he tosses them into the middle of the ring
the ref sees them and yells
the ref grabs the knuckles and takes them out of the ring
kofi looks confused as he thought ryan was being a good sport
he yells was that you?
mason shrugs and says nothing personal
low blow to kofi
ref turns around
masonaroo
123 mason ryan is the new intercontinental champion

BACKSTAGE - Cena being interviewed by Camacho. He stresses how important tonight is.

3) Traditional SS match, Brodus Clay/Randy Orton/Santino Marella/Christian/Yoshi Tatsu vs Alberto Del Rio/Ricardo Rodriguez/Fandango/Epico/Primo

ROSA is at ringside
yoshi tatsu is dressed as brutus the barber ricecake
whatever that is
fandango gives LILLIAN a rose again
cobra to ricardo
123 ricardo is OUT
spear to primo
123 primo is OUT
backstabber to yoshi
123 yoshi is OUT
cobra to epico
123 epico out
but fandango in with a quick rollup on santino
123 santino is OUT
arm breaker to christian
tap
christian is OUT
down to del rio and fandango vs brodus and orton
brodus gets the beatdown for a while
hot tag to orton but no
orton drops down to the floor and leaves brodus alone
brodus can’t believe it
cha cha cha by fandango
123
fandango and del rio are your sole survivors

4) William Regal vs Ezekiel Jackson. Regal is trying to prove to Ted DiBiase, Michael McGillicutty and Tyson Kidd that he can show them how to get better than they've ever been as they watch backstage. Zeke is very strong throughout the match, after being on a roll with three consecutive wins on Velocijakked heading into this show, but Regal's veteran abilities and heelish strategies prove the difference. Your finish comes when Zeke is roughing up Regal in the corner and Regal pretends to have been poked in the eyes and the ref gets between the two to check Regal. As the ref isn't looking Regal pokes Zeke in the eyes and runs out of the corner hitting the Knee Trembler, 123 Regal goes over. Regal stands tall as the tron shows a replay of the finish. Regal watches arrogantly and raises his arms in victory but behind him, Zeke begins to stir and stands behind Regal about to hit him. Out come McGillicutty, Kidd and DiBiase and they beat down Zeke! McGillicutty hits the Perfectplex! DiBiase locks in the Million Dollar Dream! He releases it to let Kidd lock in the Sharpshooter! Regal stands behind the fallen Zeke and the three younger superstars laughing evilly.

BACKSTAGE - Tony Chimel, scared of Orton asks him why he left his teammates, Orton looks to attack Chimel, but then just laughs and walks out of the arena not saying a word.

EARLIER TODAY - Vickie Guerrero talks. We see the recap of Rhodes Scholars winning the #1 contendership and also winning the GM spot for Vickie on last weeks Axesexx Heat. We also see the brawl between Rhodes Scholars and The champs Kane and Bryan. Vicki says if they want to fight all over then lets make it legal with a fall count anywhere Maptch

5) Tag Titles Hell No/Scholars, falls count anywhere. Match match match. Action goes to the back, brutal action. Byran and Rhodes wrestler down the ramp but as Kane is beating on Sandow Sandow knocks Kane into a back room. Suddenly The prime time player appear and slam the door and hold it shut. They yell at a confused sandow to run. Meanwhile Rhodes and Bryan wrestle in ring. Bryan has the upper hand but as Rhodes get a role up. Epico jumps the ringside rail sneaks up the apron and holds down Bryans leg where the ref cant see. 1 2 3 Rhodes gets the pin and new tag champs. Epico slides under the ring to hide and a confused Rhode looks around takes the tag belt and is attacked by Bryan yelling No No No and we also get a split screen of Kane breaking out of the room, the Prime Time Player running away and Kane catching Sandow and putting him though the concession stand.

6) Divas Title, Layla (c) w/Tamina [Pretty Fly] vs Kaitlyn. Layla wins with Tamina cheating behind the refs back. The celebrate but of course Layla hogs the title.

BACKSTAGE - Vickie talks to Teddy and Booker. She brags about being the new GM and rambles on and on. As she talks Hornswoggle in leprechaun gear takes out large clippers and cuts away the back of vickie's dress showing her giant granny panties. Book and teddy laugh and Vicki freaks out yelling that little monster is fired... FIRED!

7) World Title, Big Show (c) vs Mark Henry. Monster vs monster match. Amazing work by both men, but at one point Henry gets tied up in the ropes, big show attacks henrys knee with huge blows. Henry on one wheel for a bit but then big show actually gets henry in a submission move to which henry passes out Big Show retains.

8) Sheamus vs Dolph Ziggler, no DQ.

chairs
kendo stick
dolph sets up a table
sleeper
reversed into bro kick no
dolph eats the table
zig zag no
white noise
12 dolph gets a foot on the rope
AJ out
we haven’t seen her in a while
dolph yells at her to get out of here
she won’t leave and gets on the apron
sheamus walks over to talk to her
she slaps him in the face
zig zag 123 dolph finally beats sheamus
dolph goes over to aj and yells at her again
then they both laugh
they kiss
oh boy heel aj

9) WWE Title, CM Punk (c) vs John Cena (if Cena loses, he forfeits his rights to any future WWE title shot). It's another PPV-quality match from these two, as you'd expect. AA from Cena, 12no. GTS from Punk, 12no. Another AA from Cena and again Punk kicks out! Cena gets desperate and goes for a GTS but Punk reverses into the Anaconda Vise! Cena crawls towards the ropes but Punk drags him back into the center of the ring! Cena strains more than he ever has, trying desperately to harness the power the WWE title holds over him, crawling to the ropes one last time... AND AGAIN Punk drags him to the middle of the ring... and Cena taps out! CM Punk retains the WWE Championship. Punk walks away with the belt held high yelling "BEST IN THE WORLD!" as Cena falls to his knees, distraught.