TLC

PRE-SHOW Before the macth wade talks with king about how to beat Camacho  King say I dont want to hel you.  Wade says you dont want to or you cant.  Which is is, have you forgotten more about wrestling than Camacho know, or have you just forgotten that you USED to be a wrestler.  King says whatever, you know his weekness is muble muble muble and we cut off scene

Wade Barrett vs Camacho. Match match match wade wins seemingly using advice from King, king seems excited at first then calms down and goes back to commentary. Camacho lies in pain on the ramp until a swarm of killer bees fly him away.

Tag titles 3 way Priom epico- PTP- rhodes Scholars match match match  all teams looking out for team hell no.  Primo on top rope to splash rhodes though a table but the other 3 turnbuckles kane pyro goes off scaring primo and he falls back thorough a table and the match is called and the ref gives it to
Rhodes Scholars.  Hell no at top of the ramp and  rhodes Scholars run though crowd to get away.

BACKSTAGE - Zack Ryder getting ready when John Cena comes in. He apologises for not realising that Punk ruined their match at the end of the Gauntlet last week on Velocijakked. Ryder says it's OK, he couldn't have known. He asks Cena to be at ringside tonight in case Punk tries anything this time and Cena is more than happy to.

FANDANGO vs BRODUS
fandango dances to the ring and gives LILLIAN a rose like always
finally brodus gets to beat up fandango
wrestle wrestle
sheplex
but lillian grabs brodus’ leg and trips him
cha cha cha
123
fandango over
lillian in to dance with him on her own this time

Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara vs The Usos. It's a rematch from Survivor Series and it goes remarkably similarly to that match. Sin Cara is still hurt but he gets the hot tag to Rey who cleans house and hits a 619 on Jey. Jimmy runs in to try and stop it but Sin Cara comes in and fights him off. They brawl, still in the ring, as Rey goes up to the top rope to drop the dime. Sin Cara seems to not realise Rey is up there as he runs at the ropes to try and bounce off and hit Jimmy, causing Rey to lose his balance and fall into the ring! Roll-up, 123 heels go over. Sin Cara waves his arms around seeming to be angry at his mistake as the Usos escape with another win.

devas titel tag eve kaitlyn v tamina and layal match mathc match tamina puts eve though a table but the refs\'s back is turned and when tamina spins him around layala is on top or eve for the pin.  Layla celebrates with tamina but tamina looks suspicious.

Backstage vickie yells at Teddy that swoggle must be barred as hes driving her nuts like last week the flower thing, as in walks swoggle in a suit listening to a headset walkman.  He takes off the headset and says sorry I was just listening to this great tape, you wanna hear it Teddy?  Vickie says “I was just telling Teddy that I loved the end of last weeks Axesexx heat, it was so funny, were so glad you are here right teddy right? Were all pals here!” And she walks off laughing nerviously.  Swoggle makes the coo coo sign then tells teddy he needs to hear this.  He puts the earphones on teddy head and teddy says “ooo dubstep, I love this stuff” as the 2 dance to end of the bit.

backstage dolph comes out of gm otunga’s office
he tells aj he just had to dot some “i”s and cross some “t”s

chairs match
SHEAMUS vs ALEX RILEY
chairs stuff
riley makes sheamus bleed
sheamus makes riley bleed
but eventually bro kick into a chair in riley’s face
123 sheamus over

3MB (Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre and Jinder Mahal) vs Ted DiBiase, Tyson Hart and Joe Hennig with William Regal. It's the first time that these six are simply in a match together without brawling and the class of DiBiase, Hart and Hennig is shown to be too strong for 3MB's musical talents. Hennig pins Mahal with the Perfectplex for the 123.

mitb ladder match for the briefcase
DOLPH vs RYBACK
all the usual ladder spots
AJ out to give dolph a kiss and a pair of handcuffs
chair shots to ryback
zig zag
dolph cuffs ryback to the ring barrier
dolph sets up the big ladder
but ryback picks up the ring barrier and brings it in the ring
he grabs dolph and puts him on the barrier
shellshocked ring barrier edition
ryback climbs the ladder still cuffed to the barrier
ryback gets the briefcase
wow

Show vs rtuth and gabriel Match of 2 high flyer beating up a monster but mid air collision and show gets a pin on Gabriel and show escapes up the ramp.  After the match Truth freaks out chairing Gabriel, putting  Gabriel though a table and then a huge spot off a ladder.  And then Gabriel has to be taken out on a stretcher

after big show wins
RYBACK out to cash in mitb
he calls show back into the ring
the ref is there
but DOLPH out to tell the ref to look in the briefcase
they open it and it’s DOLPH’S LUNCH - A SUBWAY SANDWICH
is it irony that ryback is on the subway commercials as their spokesperson?
probably not
I get it
the match was for the briefcase not the contract
dolph has the contract in hand
oh man he tricked ryback
ryback is livid but dolph is gone

VIGNETTE - We see a dark room with smoke slowly leaking in and encompassing the screen. We hear whispers. They get louder and louder as the smoke fills more and more of the screen until everything cuts out. A pure black screen is shown as the voice of an old woman says, "The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches."

CM Punk (c) vs Zack Ryder w/John Cena, TLC Match for the WWE Championship. This match is all about Zack trying his absolute hardest to reach the pinnacle of wrestling and Punk realising that he can't entirely underestimate him. Cena mostly stays out of it for the initial parts of the contest. Zack puts his body on the line, hitting a moonsault from a ladder near the stage onto Punk who was lying on a table. Cena drags Zack's limp body after this towards the ring but Zack wakes up during this and gets Cena to stop because he wants to make it himself. He crawls towards and into the ring and begins to ascend the ladder. We see Punk stirring and trying to make his way towards the ring as Ryder is agonisingly slow in his climb. Vince yells "Come on kid! Make yourself famous!" when EVAN BOURNE runs in out of nowhere and pushes the ladder over towards the ramp, as Zack crashes through a pile of tables! Cena runs over to try and check on Zack but Bourne hits a Shooting Star from the top of the ladder in the ring onto Cena! All three men lie on the ramp as Punk crawls past them, into the ring, up the ladder and grabs his title. Punk retains.