COLE and MAN 64 on commentary
DOLPH ZIGGLER out with AJ
he has the money in the bank briefcase in his hand
he says tonight I’m going to do something shocking
something none of you would have ever expected
I’m announcing the time
and the place for my...
FEED ME MORE
RYBACK out to interrupt
again he looks at dolph then at the briefcase then back at dolph
aj makes the googly eyes at ryback to try to calm him down
but it’s just a distraction
dolph jumps ryback
but ryback no sells it
shellshocked no
dolph escapes with aj
since ryback is already in the ring he has a match
handicap match
RYBACK vs CURT HAWKINS and SAKAMOTO
TENSAI watches backstage
MAN 64 suggests that maybe tensai is concerned for sakamoto
meathook clothesline to hawkins
then to sakamoto
stacks em up for double shellshocked
123 ryback squash
BOY 1 with SHEAMUS
sheamus has a bandage on his head
recap of last week’s alex riley beatdown on sheamus with a chair
tonight it’s sheamus and a partner of his choice against alex riley and antonio cesaro
santino in and he wants a chance to fight cesaro
sheamus says he’d be willing to take them both on himself since he loves to fight
but santino will do just fine
backstage sakamoto is hurt from getting shellshocked by ryback
hawkins in and says he’s sick of losing every week
tensai in and he starts to tell them something
then pushes the camera man outside the room and closes the door
ic champion MASON RYAN vs KHALI
non title match
kofi comes out to watch
he has a notepad and a pen
he is taking notes on the match
masonaroo no
khali is too big and awkward
thumb to the eye behind the ref’s back
mason uses the ropes for leverage
123 mason over
kofi takes more notes
backstage GM OTUNGA with DEL RIO and FANDANGO and RICARDO
tonight it will be brodus clay vs fandango in a dance-off
fandango is happy with this, puts a rose in his mouth and dances around
BRODUS CLAY already in the ring
FANDANGO out with DEL RIO and RICARDO
fandango gives LILLIAN a rose
del rio says it’s time for a dance contest
BRODUS vs FANDANGO dance-off
the wwe universe decides the winner
brodus dances his usual dactyls with some gangnam style horse riding thrown in
the crowd cheers
fandango’s turn
he does his salsa dance and asks lillian to dance with him
she reluctantly does it
the crowd boos
del rio says now it’s time to ask the crowd who they think is best
even though he knows they are classless peons with no taste
will it be brodus clay?
the crowd cheers
or fandango?
the crowd boos
del rio says I think the winner is clear
and throws ricardo into brodus
he headbutts ricardo in the gut
sending him to the floor
brodus grabs fandango and del rio
he knocks their heads together and throws them out of the ring
brodus’ music plays and the heels crawl away
backstage CHRISTIAN in the locker room
tensai in with hawkins and sakamoto and again they close the door
kicking out the cameraman
SIN CARL out
yeehaw
green lights
the horse entrance
the 18 flips
this guy is great and now the crowd loves him
SIN CARL vs DOLPH ZIGGLER with AJ
wow this is a pretty big match for sin carl to be getting already
flips and stunts and nonsense
but oh wait of course it’s interrupted by ryback
dq
aj throws the briefcase to dolph
dolph swings at ryback and misses
sin carl flips on to dolph and hurricanranas him out of the ring
ryback picks up the briefcase and holds it up in the air
backstage dolph asks GM otunga for a match against ryback next week on snapdragon
otunga says ok
main event
ANTONIO CESARO and ALEX RILEY vs SHEAMUS and SANTINO
wrestle wrestle
cobra to cesaro
bro kick no
alex riley in with a steel chair
dq faces over
riley pummels sheamus with a chair again
sheamus bleeds again
crazy alex riley is yelling and smiling
the end
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