Saturday Night Snapdragon: Episode 6

COLE and MAN 64 on commentary
they remind us that the main event tonight is RYBACK vs DOLPH ZIGGLER

SIN CARL out
the green lights are on
he comes out on a horse
it’s still funny to see a cowboy hat on a masked wrestler
he does 18 flips in the air and into the ring
SIN CARL vs MIZ
scf no
fu buckaroo
123 sin carl gets a huge win
miz looks shocked and defeated
sin carl celebrates
DOLPH OUT
zig zag to sin carl
huge boos
poor sin carl

earlier today BRODUS asks GM OTUNGA for a match with fandango tonight
otunga says if he can beat alberto del rio tonight he’ll consider it

DEL RIO and RICARDO walking

DEL RIO with RICARDO vs BRODUS CLAY
armbreaker no
splash 123
brodus over
FANDANGO out to jump brodus
but headbutt to the gut knocks fandango out of the ring
the commentators mention that brodus clay can’t wait to get his hands on fandango

SHEAMUS out
he says he gives alex riley credit for actually being relevant again
but after the next pay per view riley will be on the injured list
riley on the tron
he says that he thinks he knows what sheamus is getting at
SANTINO is on the ground backstage with riley
riley hits santino in the leg five times with a steel chair
and says I’ll fight you at TLC
in a chairs match
sheamus runs backstage to help santino
when he gets there riley is already gone
he bends down to help santino and gets smacked over the back with a chair by riley
he hits him a few times
trainers in to get riley away and help santino

non title match
CESARO vs CHRISTIAN
spear no
ring post
neutralizer
123 cesaro over
TENSAI, SAKAMOTO, and CURT HAWKINS out to help christian to the back
weird
cesaro cuts a promo about how nobody can beat him
and he will be united states champion forever

BOY 1 with DOLPH and AJ
stuff and things and he will beat ryback tonight

backstage KOFI finds MASON RYAN
he says he’s going to level with him
he wants to learn
ryan doesn’t know what he’s talking about
kofi says like you
the tricks
the technique
ryan says there’s no tricks he’s just good
kofi says I know you’re good that’s why I want you to teach me how to do it
ryan says he has a match to go to and leaves

non title match
KHALI already in the ring vs ic champion MASON RYAN
kofi on the ramp taking notes again
ryan messes with the turnbuckle and the ref goes to fix it
he grabs a roll of quarters out of his trunks and clocks khali
123 ryan steals one
kofi looks at ryan and smiles and says that’s what I’m talking about

backstage TENSAI, CHRISTIAN, HAWKINS and SAKAMOTO talk quietly
they seem to have some kind of weird pact
who knows
GM OTUNGA walks by and just shakes his head at them and leaves

MAIN EVENT
DOLPH with AJ vs RYBACK
sleeper but ryback reverses it into the backpack stunner
meathook no
dolph slides out of the ring
he grabs the briefcase and tries to leave with aj
SIN CARL out
flying head scissors to dolph throwing him back into the ring into a meathook
shellshocked 123 ryback over
the end