Velocijakked: Episode 6

Vince McMahon and Paul Heyman on commentary.

Segment 1: CM Punk vs Sin Cara. Heyman explains that Punk handpicked his opponent tonight because he felt like giving Sin Cara a chance at the longest reigning WWE Champion of the modern era. Vince asks if Punk picked him because of his injury and Heyman is disgusted at the idea. Sin Cara doesn't put up too much of a fight due to his bad leg, Punk over.

Segment 2: Punk still in the ring and he grabs a mic and talks about what a great champion he is. He says that there's no way that he'll lose to that YouTube kid at TLC because he's the Best in the World. Zack Ryder interrupts. Ryder says that he's not just a Twitter account anymore. He's a real threat to Punk's title reign. He says he can see in Punk's eyes that he thinks he could lose - he says, "You know it, bro." Punk says that they haven't even decided the stipulation yet for their match. He says that if Zack can beat a hand-picked opponent of his tonight, he can choose the stip. If not, Punk chooses. Zack says he'll take on anyone and Punk suggests William Regal, which Zack is very excited about because he didn't get to finish his match with Regal last week. John Cena out. Cena calls Punk yellow for not facing Zack himself. Punk says "I just wrestled, John - and much better than you could, I might add". Cena clucks like a chicken. Zack goes over to him and says that he's got this but Cena ignores Zack and tries to goad Punk into facing Zack. Punk says "you know what? If these people get the pleasure of seeing me wrestle again, they deserve the punishment of seeing you as well. William Regal and I against you two, tonight!" Cena is thrilled and Zack is a bit less excited.

Segment 3: Rey and Sin Cara in the back. Rey tells Sin Cara that he's got to take it easy because he got them a rematch with the Usos for TLC. Sin Cara points at his head acting as if he knows that. The Usos run in though and attack both men, and they all brawl in the doctor's room before being seperated.

Segment 4: The JTG and Big Zeke vs Drew McIntyre and Jinder Mahal of 3MB. JTG plays the scared heel in this match and keeps tagging in Zeke as soon as the faces get a few moves in on him. Drew and Jinder work well together and they eventually have the advantage but Ted DiBiase, Tyson Hart and Joe Hennig in to cause the DQ. Heath Slater runs out to even it up and the faces fight off the heels.

Segment 5: Ryder and Cena in the back getting ready for their match. Ryder asks why Cena came out because he had that, bro! Cena says that he needs to weaken Punk a little bit before TLC so he can have a better chance. Ryder asks if Cena really thinks he needs that? And Cena stutters saying "no no no, I didn't mean it like that, you don't need it, but it can only help!" Ryder says OK, let's just win tonight. They high five.

Segment 6: Heath Slater vs Joe Hennig with William Regal at ringside. Evenly fought contest but near the end Regal tries to slip Hennig the brass knuckles to knock out Slater. McIntyre and Mahal run out and take Regal out which distracts Hennig, roll-up, 123 Slater steals one. Hart and DiBiase run down to try and beat down Slater but again the two groups brawl and again the faces fight off the heels. This time Slater grabs a mic and says "we've done this twice baybay, so let's make it three with the 3MB! We'll face you three at TLC!" The heels nod in acceptance and Slater gets out a notepad from his trunks because he was really proud of those rhymes.

Segment 7: Ace reporter Camacho with CM Punk in the back. Punk explains to Camacho that he's been WWE Champion for 381 days, and asks, do you know how long that is? Camacho starts to count using his hands and gets to ten, then takes his shoes off where we see that Camacho's feet are covered in hundreds of toes and look like sea urchins. Punk leaves, disgusted, as Camacho bites one off and eats it.

Segment 8: Main event! CM Punk and William Regal vs John Cena and Zack Ryder. Evenly fought contest but Punk tries to avoid Cena somewhat and he and Regal take advantage of Ryder's inexperience. Ryder gets the hot tag to Cena who tries to clean house but gets cocky going for Punk who's standing on the apron, who pulls down the top rope and sends Cena tumbling out of the ring. Cena then needs to make the hot tag to Ryder and does and as Punk and Cena brawl on the outside, Broski Boot and the Rough Ryder, 123 Ryder pins Regal! He grabs a mic and says how he's going to make his friends proud. Because they love acronyms on the LI - so he wants to make their match TLC. Punk laughs evilly on the ramp as Ryder looks determined as we fade to black.