Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Saturday Night Snapdragon: Episode 4

COLE and MAN 64 on commentary

recap of the sheamus and dolph match
dolph finally beating sheamus
and aj turning heel

AJ out
she introduces her boyfriend
mr money in the bank dolph ziggler
DOLPH out
he says behind every good man there’s a hot woman
sheamus is a loser and he proved it at survivor series
SHEAMUS out
he laughs at dolph and says he only won because he hid behind a little girl
he wants to settle this tonight
GM OTUNGA on the tron
he says sorry sheamus
last week you should have worried less about putting dolph through a table
and worried more about reading the contract you signed
it specifically states that it was the last time you will be facing dolph for the foreseeable future
dolph and aj laugh
sheamus says too bad for you it’s not the last time I can kick your arse
bro kick no to dolph
ANTONIO CESARO out to fight sheamus
he clocks him with the US title
dolph smiles and walks away

CURT HAWKINS already in the ring
debut of SIN CARL
he looks like sin cara but with a cowboy hat on and his mask is green
carl comes out riding a horse
but he is also hooked up by wires
he flips off the horse and does about 18 somersaults into the ring
SIN CARL vs HAWKINS
the lighting is like a green version of sin cara’s lighting
he sure yells yeehaw a lot
the crowd is a bit confused
but his high spots get them cheering
springboard backwards mule kick
MAN 64 says he calls that the “F U BUCKAROO”
123 sin carl over

backstage sheamus finds otunga
sheamus is mad
otunga tells him he’s going one on one with antonio cesaro tonight in the main event
sheamus leaves
BRODUS CLAY in
he says his feelings about orton abandoning him aside
he wants fandango in a match tonight
DEL RIO and FANDANGO in
fandango says his dance card is full as he’s in a tag team match tonight with del rio
but he can cut in if he likes if he can find a tag team partner that won’t betray him

boy #1 with ALEX RILEY
he is super excited
he says he feels electrified because he beat tensai
boy 1 reminds him that just about everyone has beaten tensai now
riley doesn’t care because he’s on a roll
one match
ha

TENSAI already in the ring
MIZ out
TENSAI vs MIZ
SAKAMOTO is at ringside
scf 123 miz over

backstage otunga drinking
tensai in with sakamoto
otunga asks what is wrong with him
he says you’re supposed to be this big monster
it makes this show look bad when a guy like you can’t even win a match
you’re supposed to be a natural disaster
but you’re a disgrace to snapdragon and yourself
otunga leaves
tensai pauses for a while
he looks at sakamoto and says I know what I have to do

survivor series IC title rematch
KOFI vs MASON RYAN
sos no
tip no
mason bomb
123 ryan retains
he grabs a mic and stands over kofi and says
“like I said before...
nothing personal”

backstage SANTINO tells brodus that even if he no longer trusts vipers
he can still trust a cobra

DEL RIO and FANDANGO out
fandango hands lillian a rose
DEL RIO and FANDANGO vs BRODUS CLAY and SANTINO
brodus can’t seem to get to fandango
cobra no
cha cha cha to santino
123 heels over

main event
SHEAMUS vs ANTONIO CESARO
they never mention it’s for the us title so I assume it’s not
longest main event in a while on snapdragon
lots of reversals
uppercut
neutralizer no
cesaro grabs the US title and tries to hit sheamus again but misses
bro kick
the ref rings the bell
but ALEX RILEY out with a steel chair
riley pummels sheamus
sheamus bleeds
riley is super excited and smiley
but the crowd boos
backstage DOLPH and AJ watch on the monitor and laugh
dolph says life is good and there’s nothing left in his way
he turns around and RYBACK is standing there
he looks down at the briefcase and then back up at dolph
the end

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