Saturday Night Snapdragon: Episode 7

COLE and MAN 64 on commentary

RYBACK out
he says last week he pinned dolph ziggler
he wants the money in the bank briefcase
AJ out
she says it doesn’t work that way
dolph ziggler earned that briefcase
and dolph isn’t just going to give it to him
DOLPH out
he says let’s be fair
they talk about if he deserves a shot at the briefcase
GM OTUNGA out
he says ryback did beat dolph last week
but it’s up to dolph if he wants to put the briefcase on the line
aj doesn’t want him to do it
but dolph says ok I’ll do it
at the tlc pay per view
dolph ziggler vs ryback
for the money in the bank briefcase
in a ladder match

cole says the main event is
ryback and sin carl vs dolph and cesaro

ic champion MASON RYAN vs SANTINO
KOFI is at ringside watching ryan
cobra no
ryan grabs the cobra and uses it to choke santino
the ref takes it away from him and gets rid of it
but while he’s not looking ryan pokes santino in the eye
ryanaroo 123
ryan over
kofi goes in to the ring to talk to ryan

KOFI vs KHALI
mason ryan is at ringside but he looks reluctant to be there
cole says during the break kofi practically begged ryan to stay here during his match
punjabi plunge no
kofi goes into his tights for something
it’s a roll of coins but they spill all over the ring
kofi asks ryan what to do next
but when he turns around
chop 123 khali over

backstage TENSAI, HAWKINS, CHRISTIAN, and SAKAMOTO are having some kind of whispery meeting with ALICIA FOX

backstage BRODUS says he’s tired of waiting and wants fandango tonight
gm otunga says fine you got your match
but not tonight
it will be on sunday
man 64 is so excited by the big news of brodus vs fandango at tlc

FANDANGO out
he dances to the ring
grabs LILLIAN and dances with her and gives her a rose
FANDANGO vs SAKAMOTO
TENSAI, CHRISTIAN, and CURT HAWKINS watch backstage
I swear ALICIA FOX was using a sewing machine making some kind of green something
in the background
cha cha cha 123 fandango over

MIZ TV with ALEX RILEY
he is still all crazy and talks in detail about how he will hurt sheamus in their chairs match
he hits miz with a chair
again and again
SHEAMUS out for the save
but riley escapes through the crowd
miz gets up and says he wants a match against riley tonight

MIZ vs RILEY
SHEAMUS on commentary
miz is still too beat up from the chairs
rileyaroo 123
riley over
riley goes for another chair
but bro kick no
riley escapes

main event
CESARO and DOLPH with AJ vs RYBACK and SIN CARL
FU BUCKAROO to dolph
12no
aj in to jump on sin carl
DQ
shellshocked to dolph no
but ryback grabs the briefcase and holds it above his head
feed me more chants
the end