Velocijakked: Episode 2

Vince McMahon and Paul Heyman on commentary.

Segment 1: John Cena promo in-ring. Cena talks about how he always says that every match is vital to his career - but this time, it actually is, because if he doesn't win, he can't have another WWE Title opportunity. He's completely put himself in the control of CM Punk. Cena says he respects Punk's reign but he does not respect how Punk has accomplished it. Punk interrupts. He doesn't say a word though, and just stands in front of Cena holding up the belt. Cena asks if Punk thinks he really is the best in the world. Punk keeps holding up the belt. Cena asks if he thinks he could beat Punk right now. Punk keeps holding up the belt as Cena starts taking off his shirt as if he's about to attack Punk. Paul Heyman gets off of commentary and says that his client won't be talking to Cena tonight because he doesn't believe that Cena's worthy of speaking to a man of such greatness. Heyman says that Punk will let his wrestling do the talking tonight, because each man will pick a partner in a tag match in Velocijakked's main event tonight. Cena says "straight up?" and leaves.

Segment 2: Rey Mysterio vs Tyson Kidd. McMahon says that Sin Cara is still on his way to the arena and we see the Usos watching the match in the back. Mid-match, William Regal walks out onto the ramp with a fold-out chair. Kidd tries to be a high-flyer during the match to compete with Rey but keeps missing his big moves. He eventually locks in the Dungeon Lock and nearly gets Rey to tap but roll-through onto the second rope, 619, and Rey drops the dime to get the 123. Regal sits in his chair with a smug grin as Kidd grimaces in pain while Rey celebrates.

Segment 3: Zack Ryder promo in-ring. For the second week in a row, he proclaims himself to be the second-Best in the World with his Internet Championship and once again asks for any challenger to come out and face him. Anyone at all. "Are you serious, bro?" he asks. The lights turn off, then on, and off, as if Ryder was waiting for a few days and nights. He eventually returns to the back.

Segment 4: Sin Cara arrives at the arena via a series of backflips. Ace reporter Camacho tries to backflip with him to ask a question but goes off-target and falls off a loading bay into a truck labeled "HORSE MANURE".

Segment 5: Ted DiBiase Jr. vs Ezekiel Jackson. Much like Zeke's match last week, DiBiase is strong at times but not strong enough to overpower the former ECW Champion, as Zeke gets the win with a side slam he calls the Book-of-Ezekiel-End.

Segment 6: Backstage, a sore DiBiase bumps into Tyson Kidd. "You too?", asks Kidd. William Regal walks in and says, "You silly buggers. You're never going to defeat a Goliath like Zeke with that sort of offense. And Tyson - you can't beat a little boy like Rey Mysterio at his own game. I can show you how to get back to winning, gents." DiBiase says "How would you know, old man?" and walks off, while Kidd looks at Regal for a second longer before leaving as well.

Segment 7: Sin Cara vs Heath Slater. Rey isn't at ringside with Sin Cara as McMahon tells us that Rey left early to catch a flight home and once again, the Usos are watching backstage. As the match starts, Slater asks on the mic for the house lights to be turned down and does a sound check. He complains about the production work and says to Sin Cara, "I can't work in this environment, bay bay." Sin Cara shrugs and does some flips and wins.

Segment 8: We see CM Punk leaving the locker room smiling evilly. He appears to have chosen his partner for tonight's tag match!

Segment 9: Michael McGillicutty vs JTG. McGillicutty is able to have his way with JTG - not in the biblical sense - and easily gets the win.

Segment 10: John Cena backstage as he attempts to find himself a tag partner. He appears to be having difficulty but sees Zack Ryder walking around with his head down and his arms to his sides with sad piano music playing. Cena sighs and asks Zack if he wants to be his partner tonight. Zack acts like an excited puppy at the idea, saying "Can I? Can I Can I Can I John? Can I be your partner?" He sprints to the locker room to get ready.

Segment 11: The Usos vs 3MB's Drew McIntyre and Jinder Mahal. The Usos have excellent teamwork and use some nefarious heel tactics combined with tag team moves to get the win. They grab a mic after the match and ask if Rey and Sin Cara saw that. They say "No, they didn't, because they already left! They didn't even watch each other's matches! We are the only REAL tag team on Velocijakked and we want to prove it at Survivor Series!"

Segment 12: 3MB are talking backstage when ace reporter Camacho walks in and asks about their recent performance. Slater says that they really killed it in Sacramento last Friday and they were the hot new jam in Petaluma on Saturday, bay bay! Mahal gets on his hands and knees behind Camacho and Slater pushes him over, causing Camacho to fall over and down a nearby well.

Segment 13: Main event! John Cena and Zack Ryder out first as the face side of tag team contest. CM Punk then out as we await his mystery tag partner. Punk goes to the announce table to talk with Heyman privately as the faces wait in the ring. Justin Roberts repeatedly says, "and his partner!" but Punk runs into the ring with a chair and hits Zack Ryder in the back! Cena turns around and takes a shot to the gut followed by one to the back! Laying on his front, Punk just wails on Cena with the chair as Heyman runs in with a mic and screams "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, CENA! YOU WANT A SHOT AT THE CHAMP? THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE OTHER THAN GO FOR THE TITLE!" McMahon eventually has to call security out to escort Punk away. As they drag him up the ramp, Heyman puts a mic up to Punk's mouth and he says, "See you at Survivor Series, John!"