Saturday Night Snapdragon: Episode 1

COLE and MAN 64 on commentary

BIG SHOW out

he talks about how he understands that sheamus still gets his one rematch for the whc

gm david otunga asked him to come on this show and address when and where that match will happen

SHEAMUS out to interrupt

he says he thinks it should be right here tonight

big show says I will tell you when it’s going to be

and it’s not going to be tonight

sheamus says he may be the great white but big show is just the giant yella fella

show is angered and says I can knock you out any time any place

so fine

the match is tonight

huge news the main event tonight is sheamus vs big show for the world heavyweight title

RYBACK vs CURT HAWKINS

shellshocked 123 ryback over

TENSAI out to jump ryback

but ryback fights back and meathook clothesline

shellshockno

tensai escapes

BOY #1 backstage with DOLPH

dolph brags

gm otunga in and tells him he has a match tonight with CHRISTIAN

also that match is next

DOLPH ZIGGLER vs CHRISTIAN

killswitch no

spear no

christian eats the ringpost

zig zag 123 dolph over

DEL RIO out

he talks about how silly it is to have a dancing disco hippopotamus on the show

with his stupid dance

it’s not classy

brodus clay out

del rio tells him to hang on a second

this time he says it to his face how brodus looks stupid and his dancing is stupid

and says we are gonna fight you tonight

meaning ricardo

BRODUS vs RICARDO

squash 123 brodus over

he grabs LILLIAN to dance with him

they dance while del rio watches from the ramp but del rio smiles

FANDANGOO sneaks up behind brodus with a mic and says

mind if I cut in?

and drops him with the mic

his music hits and he does his salsa dance and del rio says now that is classy

MIZ TV with ANTONIO CESARO

miz puts over how much antonio is a role model in the usa and how kids need to look up to him

antonio says being us champion is a huge responsibilty

but the miz can face him any time for the title if he wants

SANTINO out

he says he agrees with him that it’s a responsibility and he is a responsible parent

he has to feed the cobra every day, give him a bath, and make sure he gets to school on time

so now he is confident that he could be responsible enough to be the next us champion

KHALI out

he talks but it’s in punjabi

so santino says the cobra can translate it for him

santino says that the cobra says that khali says that he too would make a great us champion

and that he is as american as the apple pie and the hot dogs

antonio says that’s the problem with this country always talking about junk food

everyone argues

chop to miz

cobra chases antonio out of the ring

during the break otunga made a triple threat match to decide the number one contender to the US title

watch that clip exclusively on snapdragon.foot

10:00 spot

antonio on commentary

#1 contenders match for the us title

SANTINO vs MIZ vs THE GREAT KHALI

scfno

cobra

punjabi plunge 123 khali over

khali is your new #1 contender

video package for some new wrestler

flippy mcflip

looks like sin cara

but with a cowboy hat on

and he speaks english

and talks like a cowboy

“YEEEHA”

wow

sheamus backstage

dolph in

dolph says that sheamus should feel good because he doesn’t have to sleep with one eye open anymore worrying about him cashing in money in the bank

sheamus says he was never worried but dolph should be

sheamus says he’s winning the whc tonight

KOFI KINGSTON IC champ vs ALEX RILEY

non title match

I thought riley was face?

it doesn’t matter

tip 123 kofi over

mason ryan out on the ramp to clap

that is odd

main event

whc match

BIG SHOW VS SHEAMUS

bro kick but show grabs his leg and goozle instead

12no

white noise 12no

bro kick but sheamus hits the ref instead

dolph runs out with the briefcase

the ref is still down

cole and man 64 talk about dolph’s strategy for cashing in

and that if he wants to do it he has to wait until this match is over

dolph clocks show with the case making a huge dent in it but big show doesn’t look fazed

dolph looks shocked that it didn’t work

bro kick to dolph

a second ref out

lots of counters

ko punch no

bro kick but show goes right over the top rope

dolph in to try to zig zag sheamus

he jumps on his back but white noise

the ref calls for the bell

sheamus yells at the ref

but yeah dolph screwed sheamus out of his last chance

show grabs his title and smiles as he walks up the ramp to leave

sheamus in the ring and he has to watch him leave with the whc

he is not happy

the end