Friday, November 23, 2012

Saturday Night Snapdragon: Episode 3

COLE and MAN 64 on commentary

recap of last week
dolph gets bro kicked in the head by sheamus
and is declared the winner in a match that never happened

cole says that gm otunga has made dolph vs sheamus official for survivor series
tonight in the main event we will have the contract signing

us title match
KHALI vs ANTONIO CESARO us champion
khali still can’t bend over
but cesaro with a thumb to the eye
neutralizer 123 cesaro retains

backstage GM OTUNGA drinking coffee
TENSAI in with SAKAMOTO
otunga talks about when tensai first showed up
and how devastating he was
and now he seems to be on a bad streak
he says try and win this one
your match is next

ALEX RILEY already in the ring
TENSAI with SAKAMOTO vs RILEY
tensai splash misses
rollup 123 riley over
OTUNGA is on the ramp shaking his head
he looks disgusted
tensai is angry and grabs sakamoto
but he decides not to beat him up
tensai looks like he’s going to cry and just goes to the back

MIZ out for MIZ TV
he talks about survivor series and tradition
and traditional elimination matches
and says it will be TEAM DEL RIO vs TEAM BRODUS CLAY at survivor series
he’s introducing the team captain del rio
DEL RIO OUT with RICARDO
del rio introduces his team
FANDANGO dances out
he gives LILLIAN another rose
del rio mentions that time they gave a note to rosa
he says that was no “smoochy smoochy”
what?
that was all business because he is employing the services of this team
EPICO and PRIMO out with ROSA

cole wonders who will be on BRODUS CLAY’s team

video package
that guy who looks like sin cara is flipping around
still has a cowboy hat on
and cowboy boots
this week he throws a lasso around his opponent
he yells YEEEEHA
the graphic says SIN CARL
NEXT WEEK

CHRISTIAN vs CURT HAWKINS
killswitch
frog splash 123 christian over

backstage KOFI standing
MASON RYAN in
he tells kofi he is impressed with his work and would like a shot at the IC title
kofi tells him any time
RYBACK in
he says feed me intercontinental title
gm otunga in
he makes a number one contenders match for the IC title for tonight

kofi on commentary
#1 contenders match for the ic title
RYBACK vs MASON RYAN
meathook
mason turns to kofi motions for him to come to the ring apron
kofi looks confused but gets up and walks over
the ref tells kofi to go back to his seat
mason reaches in his trunks and pulls out what looks like brass knucks
ref is still distracted by kofi
mason tosses the knucks to ryback who catches them
the ref turns around and sees ryback with the knucks
DQ mason ryan over
ryback is furious but ryan escapes before he can beat him up
kofi never saw what happened so he’s unaware that mason is shady
regardless mason ryan is the new #1 contender

main event
contract signing
GM OTUNGA in the ring
DOLPH out
SHEAMUS out
he says he wants to make sure that dolph can’t win in some pathetic fashion
he wants no disqualification
otunga says dolph wanted that too so he already took care of it
the match will be no disqualification
sheamus signs first
dolph takes his time and then signs
he puts out his hand to ask sheamus for a handshake
sheamus refuses and turns around
dolph tries for the zig zag
but sheamus counters with white noise
he looks at the table
grabs dolph over his head
cross toss through the table
the end

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