COLE and MAN 64 on commentary
recap of last week’s main event
dolph screws sheamus out of the whc
earlier today video package
SHEAMUS is backstage angry looking for dolph ziggler
he punches a door open but it’s just CURT HAWKINS
sheamus asks him where dolph is
hawkins is eating a doughnut and doesn’t want to talk with his mouth full
he puts his finger up like he’s telling sheamus to wait a second
but bro kick to hawkins
GM OTUNGA and DOLPH backstage
otunga tells dolph that sheamus is looking for him
dolph says he’s not worried and he’s easy to find
the door opens and dolph jumps like he’s scared
but it’s just SANTINO
dolph blames it on caffeine and leaves looking shook up
and says “I’m switching to decaf”
TENSAI vs RYBACK
meathook
shellshocked
123 ryback over
cole mentions how tensai can’t get a win anymore
BOY #1 backstage with MIZ
he says he will have no problem tonight in his tag team match
he says he could win the us title any time he wants it
he’s just busy with other things right now
like being awesome
ANTONIO CESARO and MIZ vs KHALI and SANTINO
this sure is a match
scf no
cobra to miz
punjabi plunge to cesaro
123 khali and santino over
video package
same guy as last week
it looks like sin cara
with a cowboy hat
this week he also has on boots and spurs
he does a flip off of a horse
and yells YEEEEEHA again
who is this guy?
backstage SHEAMUS is still looking for dolph
otunga in
sheamus looks mad but otunga warns him that if he bro kicks him there will be serious consequences
sheamus wants dolph tonight
otunga says fine
tonight’s main event will be sheamus vs dolph
KOFI out
video recap of hawkins getting bro kicked with a mouthful of doughnuts
hawkins already at ringside holding his jaw
KOFI IC champ vs HAWKINS
non title match
sos
tip
123 kofi over
MASON RYAN out just like last week
this time at ringside to slow clap kofi
kofi just walks backstage past him puzzled
MASON RYAN vs ALEX RILEY
ryanaroo
123 ryan over
kofi watches the monitor backstage and wonders what mason ryan is up to
backstage boy #1 with del rio
he says tonight you are going to see the cha cha cha
and forget all about the funkasaurus
almost like he is extinct
in the ring
lights out
FANDANGO’s music hits
he dances to the ring and takes a rose out of his mouth
and gives it to LILLIAN
he grabs her and dances
BRODUS CLAY’s theme interrupts
brodus out
fandango and lillian are still dancing even with no music
he goes after fandango
but fandango spins lillian in front of him and uses her as a shield
del rio and ricardo out to jump brodus
3 man beatdown on brodus
sheamus walking
main event
but there’s like 7 minutes left
DOLPH vs SHEAMUS
sheamus out
he grabs a mic and talks about how close he was last week to regaining his whc
he knows dolph is scared
but he says dolph has nothing to be afraid of
dolph’s music hits but no dolph
dolph tries to hit sheamus from behind with the briefcase
but sheamus sees him and bro kicks the case into dolph’s face
gm otunga out
he says sheamus never even gave dolph a chance
so this match is still official and he’s awarding it to dolph
cole and man 64 argue that the bell never even rang
but otunga tells the ref to raise dolph’s hand
he raises and unconscious dolph’s hand which flops right back down to the ground
your winner dolph ziggler
sheamus looks mad again
the end
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